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NOTICE: All images above are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or
otherwise, is completely accidental.
An artist would have to be (1) Completely out of their mind, (2) Really stupid, and/or (3) a total masochist to attempt to capture the likenesses of eleven (11) beautiful women on canvas. I attempted to capture the likenesses of eleven (11) beautiful women on canvas for this DSFDF project.
Please allow me to state that I did not try to complete an exquisite, detailed portrait atop each dummy neck...for that, I charge. What you see above are representational caricatures of blog artists...like they were posing for Mad Magazine. You will notice that they are all female...except for the bozo in the top left, Peeping James (much better than frogs, Adebanji). The reason for this is that I enjoy painting females...that, and the fact that guys are more likely to beat up on ya if ya mess up.
On some, I think I got a good likeness of the person intended. On others, I think I got a pretty good likeness of somebody that must exist on this planet. At any rate, I pulled enough hairs for this one to make another wig. I have presented 2 WIP photos below...
This is STEP ONE. I have all the necessary materials laid out before me...coffee, cigarettes, a brush assortment, reference photos, water, a "mini palette" of acrylics, and a spray bottle to keep those acrylics nice and juicy. Not illustrated, but equally important, are my two dogs, Pokey and TacoBelle, at my feet. Ahhhhhhhh. Now to get started on this delightful challenge.
Okay!!!! This is STEP TWO!!!Pay Attention, cause I'm only gonna show ya this once. %X}@!! If ya got eyes in your head ya can plainly see I added a couple of x@!% things...Aspirin and my Bible. If I was a drinking man, you'd also see a couple of &X!%@ empty Jack Daniels bottles. Don't know where the %#X2@ dogs are!!. Now, why don't you go back to your &#x@ canvas and quit snooping!!!!!!!!
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NICE! Really nice work of art! hehehehe.. =)
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thank you! ^_^
You da man James, this one cracked me up, and you did a credible job on these gals. I better not mention any names other than Dana, Sheila and Maggie. Great concept and lots of fun. That's quite the balancing act that you are doing! Maggie seems concerned.
ReplyDeleteThis piece tops the list of entries to DSFDF. Great idea.
ReplyDeleteOh what fun...I love it! You put a smile on my face literally and figuratively!
ReplyDeleteJames, you have really truly out-done yourself this time. Karin is going to laugh when she sees this!
ReplyDeletethanks for always giving me a laugh!!!
ps - do you still got yer cowboy boots??
Your post cracked me up but then I am in awe with all the work you put into this Jim! As Vern said, "you da man!" [bowing in reverance]
ReplyDeleteBRILLIANT, James! I love it - "you da man"!
ReplyDeleteWOW!!!! Yes, you outdid yourself on this one - I did recognize some of your ardent followers -amazing you artists can get so much done in only 24 hours a day.
ReplyDeleteJames, this is incredible!! I love this one. You have such a creative mind! Again, GREAT WORK!!!
ReplyDeleteGee guys...tanks fer de nize commenz. You make me feel all squooshy inside.
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny, James. Very creative, too. Great job!
ReplyDeleteFANTASTIC!!!!!!!No more no less! I know I can see Sheila!
ReplyDeleteRemarkable!!! You are a multi-talented man, James Parker:)
ReplyDeleteI'm still cracking up James!! Let me say like the others.... " U da man" !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the visit! ^_^ I would like to congratulate u again for a job well done! I really hope I can paint like this!hehehe... =)
ReplyDeleteNotice that my head's falling off in the painting? That's prophetic. These nice comments from you all made my head so big, it just did fall off.
ReplyDeleteVery cool version of this project - nice work James!
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha................ your head is off. It's a good thing you showed us your work table so we could see how you got this done !!!! a lot of aspirin and prayer. If you were not part of DSFDF we would not smile so much.
ReplyDeleteAre we going to get a list of the subjects ? Maybe after reading their names we can identify them with using our magnifier and looking at their thumbnail pictures ?
I knew you'd do something witty! The Costa Rican air must have laughing gas in it!
ReplyDeleteLOL, rg, not the air...think it's the Costa Rican Beans that has the gas.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Very good! Nice likenesses! :-) Thanks for the visit!
ReplyDeleteYou are SOOOOOOOOO funny James I am LOL. This is hysterical..Is this you on the left?
ReplyDeleteGreat and funny art.
Hey James. Thanks for visiting my blog. I have checked out your blog before. Love your sense of humor. I recognize quite a few faces in your wiggy group. Great job!
ReplyDeleteWho broke your neck James????
ReplyDeleteLove the art!!
James, thanks for visiting my blog and leading me here as I laughed and giggled! Thanks for making my day.
ReplyDeleteI always look forward to see how you handle the DSFDF challenges and always get a smile! Then I get another one when I read your blog. Fun!!!!
ReplyDeleteJames, i enjoyed visiting your blog - it is very funny, great writing and creative artwork. Thanks for visiting my blog.
ReplyDeleteOh James! What fun it was to discover this...you flatter me, thanks!!
ReplyDeleteOMG I recognized Sheila right away you rock!
ReplyDeleteI like your blog.
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Fantastic idea.
ReplyDeleteHey James, Love the humor that you put into your work. Thanks for the note of encouragement that that you left on my blog.
ReplyDeleteFABULOUS! I love it! and your blog is great~
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Hello Jim, it's nice to meet you. Your dsfdf entry is superb; I love it. Thank you so much for visiting me on my blog; I added the follower thing, at least I think I did, so please be the first to check it out. I'll be back here for sure.
ReplyDeleteHey that girl looks like me heehee : )
ReplyDeleteThis is Pokey, my masterbuddy's dog. I have to answer for him (You people call him James, I call him Stinkyfeet) because he is passed out on the floor from all the delightful comments. You humans are really weird....he likes these nice words, but I'd prefer a ham bone.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh James! I guess I'm probably the last one to see this. This is fantastic! You know how to bring a smile to all of us women. Great job!!! :)
ReplyDeleteThis is great! I love that you did all the art bloggers portraits for this challenge and then added your own to the group! Wonderful!
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